I was at work a few days ago and I overheard some of the guys talking about milfs. I didn't know what a milf was so when I home I asked my wife and she said it was a word for a pretty mother I'd like to be friends with. So tonight I was sitting on the bench in the front of Target when along comes a really nice looking woman pushing a baby stroller. I been thinking about devorcing my old hag of a wife cause she's so mean and I thought I would see if I could be friends with this woman so when she walks by i took off my cap and said, "my, you and your babby are such pretty little milfs". Next thing I know she went tearing off inside the store and come right back out with the guard and he took me by the arm and walked me to the dang road and told me to git and not come back. I know my old sasquatch of a wife told me something wrong when I asked her what milf meant, that hag. What do I do now? Should I try and git back at her? I had to walk all the way home in the dark. Why do i have so much problems in my life? Please give me some advice.